Thursday, April 24, 2008

Johnny Drama: "VICTORY!!!"
I don't know who I said this to and which time I watched it... but you know that scene in American Pie when Kevin is looking for the Sex manual that his brother told him about? It's hidden in the library. It's under a section that I felt was a bit.. shady?

It read: "982.1 Fluid Dynamics".

From imdb.com:

Factual errors: In the library, the sex manual is hidden under the classification "982.1 Fluid Dynamics". Under the Dewey Decimal System, 982.1 is History of Argentina; fluid dynamics is 532.

9x8=72-2=70-1=69.

Okay, okay. The equation itself was made up by me.. but.. I knew it! Now.. it counts for nothing in life, but.. I still feel victorious.

Ulam cooked @ 4:29 PM

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

The Search for the Rare 8 Year-Old Mulleted Child
On my return from an expedition to the Nation's Capitol, a great and wonderous adventure fell upon my peripheral vision. Though once thriving population of Mulleted Adults has dwindled down to endangered levels when not in back-countries or near immense supplies of 1970s El Caminos. But, even more rare - almost extinct are the Mulleted Children. But I saw one. And just like the great Giant Squid that has never been filmed, just captured in photo-stills, such Mulleted Children are quite elusive.


After first sight, he passes by the camera. Difficult to capture due to the immense need to maintain stealth. But, as you can see, pure mullet.


Risking stealth, I approached. But parent (non-mulleted) kept close so any aggressive attempt to photograph said Mulleted Child would have warranted a protective and angry attack.


At rest, Mulleted Child presented an opportunity for photo capture, but because he was at rest with aforementioned angry parent, the angle was limited. Hard to prove the mullet exists with such an angle.


In an attempt to flank the Mulleted Child and family, the rapid movement proved not-camera friendly. Mulleted Children and angry parent are difficult subjects.


FINALLY! When angry parent is striking fear in well-intentioned attendant, Mulleted Child was distracted enough to finally be photographed at close range and in clear view.

Glorious.

Ulam cooked @ 10:50 AM

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